he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Randomize
