Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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