so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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