just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
