Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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