The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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