He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Even my vagina gasped.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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