Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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