So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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