Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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