we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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