Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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