I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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