heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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