Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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