? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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