But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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