Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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