so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
do herpes really smell.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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