Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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