Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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