If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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