So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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