Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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