im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I understand Curling. That high.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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