I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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