: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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