I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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