Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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