She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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