And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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