yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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