I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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