is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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