it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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