Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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