he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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