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• (516): View more from New York

  I woke up on my floor...

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  I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes

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• (801): View more from Utah

  An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Moonshine marathon is never a good idea

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?

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• (386): View more from Florida

  It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  What happened to you last night?

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  SO. MANY. SHOTS.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex

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