During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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