Me. At least after what I've been through.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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