honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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