Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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