Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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