If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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