just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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