she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
