Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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