Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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