Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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