i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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