I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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