I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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