Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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